jUsT For LAUgh!!!^^

So funny - 小学生造句

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边........... 一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
老师评语: ............

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的) 。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...!
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9. 题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为 ......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!


13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师： ………

20 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师

oouchhhhhhh!!! PaIn PaIN Pain!!!

10 JULY..

argh!!such a unlucky day><

As usual,we'll be having taekwondo class at 12.30pm..
everything went on smoothly..very smooth..till..til..master asked us to do those sparring steps---stepping,shuffle,sliding,45 degree 'avoidance'lol.......
till till..sliding time..slide ar slide ar,*peess*..SH*t!!leg skin peeled off liao!!OUCHHH!!pain pain pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

however after putting plaster on it,i continued with de class..the whole time i 'yao jing ya gen'nia!!!!haha...after class,you know what we actually saw??!!
we saw MONKEY..==SWT"..well its a real big,grey,long tail monkey...n you know what?we actually saw ourselves!!wakakaak....monkey see monkey!!hahahahhah:]

2.30pm---hmmm...its time to go tuition..i like tempang like that lo went to tuition..what to do><...............



In a nutshell,i loss one piece of skin today,and kena scolded by my parents...they even asked me to stop tkd cos SPM left over around 120 daysssssssssssssss><
argh!!!!!!!!!!!pain la...

AweSome!! look here!! my species><

hey!! look!! there's really hairy mushroom species!! wakakak><


Just as the name implies, the hairy mushroom coral is a mushroom that has a "hairy" appearance, which is caused by the thin hair-like tentacles that cover them. Hairy mushrooms, like almost all other mushroom corals, are extremely easy to care for and make excellent choices for beginning reefkeepers and nano reef owners.

They come in many colors, including brown, tan, and a colorful green. Hairy mushroom corals don't require much at all, and will grow and reproduce rapidly in an aquarium with good lighting and water flow. Be warned, however, that they are somewhat aggressive and will "dominate" the aquarium if given the chance (ie, they reproduce fast!). But if kept trimmed back, they will do wonderfully and will contribute to the uniqueness and texture of a reef aquarium.


Hairy Mushroom Coral Surface


Regardless of the color and design of the coral, the surface of all hairy mushroom corals will appear hairy because they are covered extensively with small, delicate hair-like tentacles. When exposed to intense indirect light the hairy mushroom coral will open fully, measuring anywhere from five to seven inches across.



Hairy Mushroom Coral Nutrients


Hairy mushroom coral grows out of rocks in the shallow water of ocean beds so that it can take full advantage of the frequent sunlight this area of the ocean gets on a daily basis. This placement is crucial as the majority of the hairy mushroom coral’s nutritional intake is generated through photosynthesis, although the coral itself is not responsible for this process. By hosting minute algae within its body, the hairy mushroom coral can take advantage of the symbiotic relationship, resulting in light-driven photosynthesis that creates key nutrients and energy for the coral.

Hairy Mushroom Coral Feeding
The hairy mushroom coral also has the ability to trap and eat organisms that are carried by with the ocean currents, such as plankton, which the hairy mushroom coral will use to supplement the minerals and nutrients it obtains from photosynthesis.

Hairy Mushroom Coral Reproduction
Reproduction in hairy mushroom corals occurs asexually, through fission or laceration, when portions of the base or mouth detach from the adult polyp and begin to grow into a separate coral. Because the hairy mushroom coral reproduces so easily, colonies of corals can grow quite large and expansive, even in a home aquarium. Frequent supplemental feedings of marine snow, phytoplankton, brine shrimp and other trace elements will help encourage population of hairy mushroom coral within a home tank.

Hairy Mushroom Coral in the Reef Aquarium
A fair amount of water movement is necessary for the hairy mushroom coral, to the extent of setting up the water to shoot directly onto the specimen. This moderate water flow not only mimics what the hairy mushroom coral would be getting in its natural environment, but it will also help keep algae and debris away from the hairy mushroom coral, which could cause the hairy mushroom coral to decay. Water conditions should be kept stable for hairy mushroom coral, being vigilant about checking temperature and pH levels. If the tank is medicated regularly, the hairy mushroom coral must always be removed before the medication process is initiated. Hairy mushroom coral need to have their own separate space in a tank so that they do not encroach upon other territory inhabited by fellow creatures or release dangerous levels of poison through the hairy mushroom coral’s chemical defense system.

AweSome!! look here!! my species><

2009/2010 new B.O.D!!!!

1 JULY...

After the Xplorace organised by the INteract club..,it was the moment we all waiting forrr....Installation!!yes!!its the installation for the new BOD..bt its imformal one la...no time mah.><..anyway..lets continue..

at first we gather all the participants at Laman Gemilang so that they can share the joyful moment together==..

To not waste all our precious time,we start to install them as it was very hot and all of us semms very tired after the Xplorace><

To make the atmosphere more mystery,we all start to installed from the bottom post..?lol..then everything went on smmothly....we splashed some finger ink onto the "chosen"'s one's face..hahahahha...all looked so muddy,dirty,chocolaty..haha==

after bout 10 min,the installation comes to an end..well everyone's face were so so so prettyyyy...hehehe^^